if you like me you must not know who I am
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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