someone threw a dead crab at me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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