I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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