D3 body, D1 cock
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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