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what?
penguin condom
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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