ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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