mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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