Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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