my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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