sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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