Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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