i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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