Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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