I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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