Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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