Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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