i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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