Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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