rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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