Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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