I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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