quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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