in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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