Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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