DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
