Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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