Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Randomize
