everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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