sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
50% drunk capacity currently
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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