This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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