brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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