Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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