is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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