I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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