new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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