found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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