Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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