I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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