I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.