Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I need a hoe opinion
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk