Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?