Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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