then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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