That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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