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you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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