i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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