puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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