I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I AM VODKA MAN
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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