I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Randomize