Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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