Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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