At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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