I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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