the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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