I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.