I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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