yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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