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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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